im alive but only ironically
(via fake-mermaid)
(Source: dontwannasaygoodbye, via screw-happilyeverafter)
trying to start homework but you kinda just
(Source: kanyeahwest, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
(via niadil)